Dane Cook is a joke. The most stupidest, unfunny "comedian" to ever walk the Earth. A moron who makes the lamest "jokes" ever heard in comedy. An unoriginal mainstream comedian that steals jokes from ORIGINAL underground comedians, but sadly cheeses these jokes up by changing them a bit, thus taking the funnyness out of them. A disgrace to the word comedian. He's about as funny as a toddler obsessing about fart.
Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????
Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????
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I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.
We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.
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A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."
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Juliet: "Mr. Chambers, NO! Don't get on that ship, the book, i translated it. Its... Its a cookbook!"
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