Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.
If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.
by Babyg98 May 12, 2018
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Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.
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I saw a moon cricket at the store the other day, laughing their toothless laugh, and excited that they got their food stamp money
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Get the Moon Cricket mug.Cricket : A person who chirps off(challenges) another but goes quiet the second the challenge is excepted.
Did you see Mandy chirping at her neighbor? She shut up the minute the neighbor stept out. Big little Cricket there .
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