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Crampstamp

The act of inflicting pain to a point of creating an extremely noticeable mark on the point of impact.
Bruh, He hit me so hard I got a massive Crampstamp.
by TableFluid February 27, 2020
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crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands
Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!
by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020
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Crapple sause

Crapple sause is another way of saying shit, but politely. It is a term used to say: 'you scared the shit out of me' but infront of your grandmother. Use this term wisely. Only those worthy of hearing the term can carry out it's legacy.
Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me
by Danni daVito April 20, 2020
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Cramps

Something that happens when a woman or female is bleeding through their private area and has TONS of cramps,and they say women are weak.
Female 1:FUCK MY PERIOD STARTED.
Female 2:THE CRAMPS-
by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020
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Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.
I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.
by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020
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crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.
That woman had a crapped off look on her face.
by chrisp85 September 30, 2020
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Crapes

My Crapes are loose!
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