mexi crap

when you eat soooo many tacos that your shit smells like refried beans, giving the illusion of tacos.
Those tacos gave me the mexi craps dude.
by feasle October 05, 2006
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crap ass

slang used in a derogatory manner referring to a person, place, or thing.
"Dude that guy is such a total crap ass for not going to the movies with you."
"That new cell phone was so crap ass because it broke right away!"
"That new restaurant is such crap ass, everything tastes really bad and is way overpriced!"
by BetsyD November 21, 2005
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Crap Music

Music that is good and that you appreciate. However you would not be caught dead listening to it. Basically its good music that you dont want people to know you listen to.
Boy 1:That new Bow Wow and Omarion gets me hot.
Boy 2:That is such "crap music."
Boy 1: I know.
by Young Otion September 11, 2005
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crap wagon

1: An event or thing that is unpleasant or has unpleasant consequences.
2: An exclamation made in the event that something unpleasant or disingenuous occurs.
Holy Crap Wagon! He keyed my f---ing car!
by charrliepants February 11, 2012
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fat crap

Somebody who is annoying or has done something wrong
You are a fat crap!!
by Craig___2006 June 29, 2006
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kiddie crap

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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Jack Crap

A substitute for "Jack Shit", used by your really Christian boss when God is watching him.
"Pardon my French, but that lady from Microsoft doesn't know JACK CRAP!!"
by Wilford Brimley's stache August 21, 2008
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