Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them

He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016

craft mac and cheese

When a nigga be hungry as fuck and he tell his bitch to make him some damn noodles with cheese on em, that's the shit he expect.

Make me some damn craft Mac and cheese bitch.

by Trentcanthandle April 3, 2016

crater clit

Someone who has vigerous intercourse, cause mass damage to the female reproduction system

You have a crater clit

by Crater clit September 22, 2016

crifted

Crifted(adj.)

To be crifted, is to consume enough THC to a state where one dips in and out of consciousness and walls of glass form around ones head. Like sound proof.

Guy 1: bro what's your favorite ice cream?

Guy 2: ..
Guy 1: dude..hello?
Guy 2: what's my favorite cookie?? Uhh macadamian
Guy 1: you're a fuckin idiot I said ice cream

Guy 2: dude don't trip I'm crifted g

by ksmaroons September 21, 2016

Craft

It's an acronym for "Can't Remember A Fucking Thing".

When you can't seem to remember what happened that night.

Man 1: "Man, you were so fucked up last night, remember when you beat up that stripper?"

Man 2: "Duude, I'm craft. I can't believe I did that!"

by Dr.Stray September 8, 2016

Crapftershock

When you take a dump, and after you wipe your ass, get a second wind and have to crap again.

I used the last of the toilet paper, so it's a good thing I didn't have a crapftershock after my morning dump.

by Schenksta210 October 3, 2017