cousin fucked

A name for a person who is 'inbred' or a result of incest.

hey, what's wrong with him?

oh, he's cousin fucked!

by katieforcurry November 24, 2006

cousin humper

an idiot, originates from sybermoms.

That woman was a cousin humper for smacking her kid in the face

by snoop dog March 1, 2005

cousincest

when matthew and tony lovato GET IT ON, usually in my dreams

Tony and Matt sure do perform some pretty wild and hott cousincest

by Traci January 17, 2004

Cousteau

Making a disturbing discovery about a person's nether regions during the act of foreplay. This can lead to limpness, loss of sexual appetite, and seeing that person in a whole new and ofen terrible way.

Dude, I was totally hittin it with that fit chick from the bar until all the sudden, BAM a Cousteau came outta nowhere. The chick had 2 assholes!!

by El Guy December 16, 2005

Cousy

The greatest basketball player who ever lived.

"LeBron James is the best NBA player ever!"
"You're crazy, it's obviously Cousy!"

by BobCousy June 21, 2013

National Kiss your Cousin Day

October 16th is National Kiss your Cousin Day. You can kiss your cousin without any harm or consequence

Me: Kisses Cousin

Cousin:Why’d you do that!?

Me: It’s National Kiss your Cousin Day!

Cousin: les fuk

by Daddddyyyyyieis October 15, 2019

Cousin Larry

Another name for Coors Light, a decent beer to drink if you are planning on drinking a dozen or more beers in one night.

1. Barkeep, I'll have three Cousin Larrys please.

2. Consider this exchange:
Dude 1: "You want a Sam Adam's?"
Dude 2: "No thanks, I feel like tonight may flash, make it a Cousin Larry! Hell, make it two!"

by NDFitz May 1, 2006