Anti-Cougar 

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. This anti-cougar is the complete opposite of a cougar regarding looks. The anti-cougar is atrocious and has the possibility of ranking on the lowest on the Hotness Scale. Can be anyone from an faulty surgical altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and overweight gimp or a mirf. Anti-Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the mid 40 , lonely, obvious single woman. The Anti-Cougar frequently tries to score young men, but gets shut down seconds into the conversation.

-"Ew dude, check out that Anti-Cougar over there.. she totally tried to hit on me but I denied her h-core"

Anti-Cougar by Rosswell November 17, 2010

Man-Cougar 

A Man-Cougar is an older man, usually middle-aged, who pursues and succeeds in dating younger women (who are considered GOOD LOOKING). There are many middle-aged men aspiring to be Man-Cougars, but they will never get some from a younger women. Ever.

-Dude, did you see George Clooney at the Oscars with his girl?
-Yeah, dude she is so hot and so much younger than him. What a Man-Cougar.

Man-Cougar by Jmills000 March 8, 2010

suburban cougar 

An urban cougar with modified standards. Sexy body from working out, proper nutrition, great clothes with a face younger than her age; has her own bank, and has class. Never preys but descretely reveils availablity to socially equal men, that are significantly younger. Pisses off younger women when they wanna snag a guy who is great material. Avoids all contact with men with ball caps, beer guts, and the need for bond money. Doesn't want anything that eats or shits to be in her house for more than six hours. Makes sure her boy toy leaves with everything he came with, but never with her key. Lives with the one person she mosted wanted to - herself. Sexually exclusive is a requirement and gets tested, and may ask the same of her boy toy. Doesn't care what he does, as long as he doesn't wander in unexpected or with an STD. She is in her sexual prime, owns great lingerie and heels and isn't afraid to use them - even in the shower. She wants his phone # for a booty call not a well being check. She enjoys her life, family, and friends and quickly shuts out anyone who could interrupt that. The toy needs to exit with the same enthusiasm as he came in with, not linger as if it were an obligation, and have a tongue that can really kiss, eat pussy and the pierce, is a bonus. Wants something with plenty of freaky that can really put it on her, will go away but comes on demand or own accord. Out for her own.

"The way that last hook up ran my digits all the time, I could use me a suburban cougar next time out.

suburban cougar by suburban cougar June 23, 2007

mercury cougar

A classic performance/luxury car manufactured by Ford Motor Company, under the Mercury nameplate. A sister to the Ford Thunderbird and originally designed to directly compete with the Chevrolet Corvette. One of the last comfortable American RWD V8 automobiles available, until 1999, when it was replaced by an ugly, underperforming, four and six cylinder hatchback.

That's a beautiful XR-7 Mercury Cougar, I bet you're glad you didn't buy that Chevy Corsica.

mercury cougar by Joshman June 11, 2006

flying cougar 

During sex, when a woman is on top and she moves up and down on a penis she moves up far enough that the penis is out of the vagina then she drops back down onto it repeatedly. This can be a dangerous move because if the penis is bent instead of reentering the vagina it can cause serious injury.

Damn, that chick was hopping up and down so fast and hard on my cock that she did a flying cougar.

She was on top and so wild that her flying cougar made me cum like I never have.

flying cougar by Bucko McCane December 16, 2006

Barracks Cougar 

A barracks cougar is much like a barracks bunny, only older like mom or grandma status. Usually in their early 30's late 40's.

Marine 1: Dude! That chick is old enough to be my mom why is she in the BRKS?

Marine 2: She's A Barracks Cougar!

Barracks Cougar by AwesomeNess One April 16, 2010

acorn cougar 

noun.

an older woman who only fuck men that look like little boys.

Meg likes to make we wear a bib before she acorn cougars me.

acorn cougar by B. Dang January 7, 2010