the sexiest big black tall being named as air to the throne gonna be a king. he is so cool he jumps higher then Michael jordan and dances better then Michael Jackson. he is the straightest being to ever live.
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Get the Cooper mug.1 • Is not a safety
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
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Get the Cooper Cooper mug.This cool dude is quiet when you first meet him, but gain his trust, and he will be open to you and maybe the most loyal friend (or boyfriend) you will ever have. Friendly but shy, he's a great guy to have on your side.
Guy 1: Woah, who's that guy?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Cooper.
Guy 1: A Cooper? Sheesh. I've heard of Coopers. They're pretty sick.
Guy 2: Ya betta believe it!
Guy 2: Oh, that's Cooper.
Guy 1: A Cooper? Sheesh. I've heard of Coopers. They're pretty sick.
Guy 2: Ya betta believe it!
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