non consensual streaming

When a streaming service i.e. Hulu or Netflix auto plays a Movie or TV show you would never agree to willingly watch--and then you realize Comcast is going to charge you for streaming something that never should have been a thing--EVER!

Non consensual Streaming is when after binging every episode of Homicide Hunter in existence, and several documentaries Netflix auto plays the family friendly kids movie Trolls...

You didn't like trolls as a kid, why?! Just...why? Netflix?

....

Are you drunk?

by RebelWhiteMage August 16, 2017

merick colson

Is a word to describe depression

Merick colson

by Fififkfkckckvkvk May 2, 2018

Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.

Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

matt conlon

dorito

i love cool ranch matt conlon

by poggies October 5, 2020

keelan conlon smells

he is a simp for his gyal and he follows her

he is a simp keelan conlon smells

by loldhajjdhdha October 13, 2021

The Console Wars

The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"

XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!

by Frenchbread_2727 December 30, 2021

Caleb Conlon

Absolute Giga chad whilst also being emotionally in touch and warm. Also makes girls cream how funny he is.

Did you hear about that new guy at school, such a Caleb Conlon.
Caleb Conlon is sooooo funny!

by capcal761 February 7, 2022