double comma

used to denote one million, usually as in a million dollars

He doesn't know how to cook, he's a double comma kid. They've always had maids and shit to look out for him.

by Batt January 30, 2004

cum coma

The tiredness and need for sleep one feels (especially males) after orgasm.

Cum comaring

Man I came hard, now im falling into a cum coma.

by this is me 123 November 22, 2011

comma bitch

1. Written when the punctuation should be said, rather than inferred generally to emphasize the inclusion of punctuation.

2. To markup existing signs, packaging, instructions, or other items -- either physically or through the use of Photoshop -- with ", bitch"

1. "Argh. We ran out of toilet paper again! You must have used it all up. comma bitch."

2. You totally comma bitched the packaging.. it now says, "Hot & Spicy Szechwan Seasoning Mix: Authentic Asian Taste, Bitch"

by teee dot September 11, 2009

Comas

A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.

Small Child: MOMMY LOOK AT THE COMAS!
Mother: It's not nice to point. He can't help it.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003

Comma

WAY BETTER THAN PEOIRDS!

Alyssa:Hey im not haveing my peoird
Cassie:....I have a penis
Catherine: COMMA!

by Cassie.alyssa.Catherine.SEXY April 24, 2009

Conman

A noob from Australia, with a squeaky voice, and A Talent for annoying other people. Known for saying things such as "I'm bringin' the Thunder beatdown!", "You use cheat codes", and gibberish.

Conman: I'M STLL BRINGIN' THA THUNDAH BEATDOWN!
Me: Please... SHUT UP...
Conman: I'll beat you at SvR 08

*5 minutes later*

Conman: YOU USE CHEAT CODES!
Me: <_<

by Live2Die989 May 27, 2008

Colmar

A little French town in the region of Alsace, Colmar is well-known for its lovely paved streets, its bright colourful houses, its incredible amount of German tourists in shorts and sandals (WITH socks !), and its population of old, filthy-rich people.

In Colmar, the elderly rule. Every bar closes after 11.00 p.m, and even the traditional music festival has now been banned banned after midnight, the mayor having complained about "vandals playing filthy pop music under my windows at such an ungodly hour".

You'll probably have a nice time visiting Colmar, but don't plan on staying there for too long. They are everywhere, lurking under the shadow of their rollators, waiting for you to enter a dark alleyway to steal your youth and sense of fun forever.

You are warned.

"You should visit me in Colmar, we can have a nice time while the sun is up."

by tindomerel February 7, 2010