Confusionation

something my friend said when they were at my house

a nation of confusion

"ur brother is such a confusionation

by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 14, 2025

condustry

An entire "industry" that revolves solely around a con. Usually to catch investor rubes, and part with their money. Delivering only vaporware and things that look like the real thing to the untrained eye, but are complete scams to everyone with a clue.
Like everything Elon Musk has ever involved in. Like crypto bros, "AI" bros, fusion bros, perovskite solar bros, etc.

Sam Friedman-Alt: Have you heard of my new cryptocoin?
Sam Altman-Fried: Dude, it’s 2025! "AI" is the biggest condustry of the decade now! Get with the times!
Elon Musk: *starts to cry in irrelevance*

by Evi1M4chine September 10, 2025

Much Confusions

when something is misunderstood and leads to a lot of complications, coined by the infamous Alena

"weren't we supposed to meet at 9:00"
"no, we said 8:00"
"Much confusions!"

by Simcock October 28, 2008

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 May 12, 2012

Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.

Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.

by quitterwin September 19, 2012

Chronologically Confused

What happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel titles for a series of movies, video games etc.

The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.

Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers

Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?

by Cazaam September 28, 2014

multi confused

When you are confused about multiple things

I am multi confused at the moment

by Sally nm June 24, 2017