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Comfy Wumfy

Comfy Wumfies tend to be consistently cheerful people who insist--nay, demand--that the world be a 'nice place'. They enforce this belief by wearing T-shirts with kittens, or large, chunky, homemade sweaters. They believe in 'the environment', but can't be bothered to recycle. They eschew any movie/book/musical offering that they see as 'nasty'. They tend to move and mate in groups, forever having 'get togethers' where they can talk in a sort of sing song babytalk about how their boss is 'such a poo'. They praise Mac Computers, but only because their fellow granola eaters told them to. Sex with a Cumfy Wumfy is not advised, unless one likes rainbows, unicorns, or bad poetry.
Teachers, herbal store employees, burnt out Grateful Dead fans, anyone who looks back on the Sixties as 'paradise, man.'
by Ultraboy June 12, 2005
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Commy

The much better alternative to the Ford Falcon. The Holden Commodore is a very nice car, its powerful, comfortable, reliable and safe.
My VZ Commodore owns your piece of shit Flawed Falcon
by Someone Else April 30, 2005
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comp

As in comp time. When a unionized worker get compensated with time off for extra time worked. Usually granted by managment when they don't want to pay for overtime.
Martha is offering comp time instead of overtime.
by Phakebox July 21, 2008
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compadrissimo

The highest order of compadre or amigo, a compardissimo is the paragon of a friend. Used in circumstances where a friend grits his teeth and takes a huge one for you. Compadrissimos are celebrated members of a brommunity, and should be revered.
Yo, John slept on the floor in the living room so I could have the night alone with Angela. He is a true compadrissimo.
by P Diddles August 22, 2009
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Comey'd

When someone brings up a subject that was a problem they had with you in the past which you thought was settled, like Comey did with Hillary.
Me: Bro, can you believe she brought that up again after all these months?
Friend: Dude, she Comey'd you!
by Ned Hendershot May 9, 2017
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Comp

The nudes you sent were good
Comp
by Compto September 16, 2018
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trash compacter

as a man proceeds to shit, another mans cock is forced into his anus
phill screamed loud last night when I gave him a trash compacter
by Small_Goat May 14, 2009
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