apple computer

1) An instrument of pure enjoyment, see pleasure, sex
2) The most advanced computer out there. Unix based (therefore fast), rock solid and outrageously attractive
3) An infinite source of envy for the poor "IBM compatible" users who see in it some sort of devil.
Most of them continue to deny Apple powa and instead of admitting their mistake, continue to drop stupid jokes by conformism and fear.
Some of them even make superiority complexes because of the 1-button mouse that equips all Apple joy machines.

My dear, please stop these cries of love when you are working on your apple computer.

by cork July 7, 2003

computer geek

Perjorative aimed at those who spend most of their time interacting with a computer and fail to develop emotionally and physically.

That geek thinks he's great because he's a computer whizz... he doesn't realise he's an immature loser.

by jim bowb February 10, 2005

computer

A high tech masturbation receptacle which can also be used to place orders for the destruction of decaying murder/rape victim's carcasses through the internet.

I sure wish I had more computer.

by Mr. Internet VII March 18, 2004

computer science

A demanding major but not as hard as many would like you to think. If you think CS is hard try CE where you do the core CS classes along with EE classes and extra math and physics.

computer science is a fun yet demanding major

by uncle sam March 31, 2008

Computer Nerd

Stewie: he often dreams about computer parts and gets off to them too.

Stewie is the biggest computer nerd in the world

by Jafarla February 6, 2008

computerLizard

See boylizard.

computerLizard is just another name for boyliz... No, wait, he's... Fuck it, I don't remember.

by TPG January 22, 2004

Computer Cow

Somebody who sits on their ass all day on their computer and

watches retarded online shows, youtube sensations, fails, lame music videos, laugh at other peoples failures and writes hate comments on youtube videos, like how cows graze all day and eat grass.

("Did you see two girls one cup?" - "No cause I'm doing something important!")

("What are you doing today" - "Nothing")

("Sky John is really fun"- "NO! hes a Fucking Retard.....")

("Mom can you cook me dinner cause I'm on my computer"- "Such a Fucking computer cow")

by Walter Dixshit October 24, 2011