The old coffee maker

The old coffee maker is when a woman jacks a man off until he is frothing from his mouth then he places the froth into her pussy or anal cavity then eats it out

Dammm Curtis did the old coffee maker with gramme last night

by Trask u boy January 16, 2017

Saturday night coffee

Putting an adult beverage in a disposable coffee cup in order to conceal the beverage you wish to consume.

It's a 30 minute train ride to get there, I made us a couple Saturday night coffees to go.

by Lane Linden April 28, 2020

Dr. Coffee

A Step above Mr. Coffee but below Coffee King. Generally; brews made by Dr. Coffee are of great quality or above average, (WAY BETTER THAN A Mr. Coffee)

Brian: Lets make some coffee, Jacob wheres your mr. coffee machine?
M3x1C4N: you fucking retard im leet who uses Dr. Coffee.

by M3X1C4N August 23, 2008

Hot Coffee

A hidden mini game in GTA: San Andreas that includes nudity, and, therefore, earned GTA: San Andreas an AO rating, even after having an M rating for about a year, probably making it the first game to be given a new rating after having a rating and being released with that rating. Walmart, Target, and Circut City have subsequently dropped GTA: San Andreas from their inventory of games, and Take Two plans on releasing a new version without the Hot Coffee mod, giving it back its M rating. Well-preserved copies of the game that have the M rating on the box and disk while still having the Hot Coffee mod are sure to become collector's items.

Hot Coffee allows you to have sex with a game character if you complete all the "Girlfriend" missions.

by J0lt_C0la August 27, 2005

Morning coffee

Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.

Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."

by MassBoss June 19, 2013

coffee up

verb. to drink coffee in conscious preparation for needed alertness and mental stamina. variation of "cowboy up."

I have to coffee up before boring seminars at work; otherwise I'll sleep through them.

If I don't coffee up by 10 am, I can't get anything done all day.

by Ryan Anderson August 3, 2007

Coffee and Smokes

The breakfest of champions and the only thing that keeps me from "FREAKING OUT MAN!"

With out coffee and smokes mike would so go postal!

by Mojo58201 August 22, 2009