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clutter

Something that is unused and disorganized.
"BTW for something to be "clutter" it has to be unused and disorganized. Nothing in my studio qualifies. There's methods to the madness."
by EposVox June 29, 2021
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Clutter

All parts of the human vulva excluding the clitoris.
Yeah, they didn’t know what they were doing. They thought they were hitting the spot, but there were just scratching the clutter up with their hangnail.
by Kitten’s Daddy July 14, 2021
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clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.
wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!
by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021
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Critter

n. critter /ˈhrɪtər/ krih-tər
a person in their late teens or early twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics, which cannot be contributed solely to their mental or physical health
i. a habit of ignoring the social cues of others to favor their own agenda
ii. poor hygiene, particularly greasy hair and body odor, that cannot be contributed to economic or health issues
iii. a habit of invading other's space and privacy

iv. an inability to take no for an answer
v. a tendency to lecture an expert on a subject on said subject
vi. a habit of over-complimenting and/or asking invasive personal questions
vii. a habit of being condescending or patronizing towards peers
viii. a belief in the entitlement to a reward for basic human decency
That critter keeps getting in my face and explaining how I should have done my presentation, and I might faint from his breath.
by matoakabeach November 4, 2021
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Chitter

It means everything but nothing at the same time.
We chitter so much together!

Freddy got us chittered.

She's on her last chitter right now.
by Chitterqueen November 10, 2021
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Clatter

+ Clannad was so good! Tomoya is my favorite character!
- What are you talking about!? Clannad was terrible, and Tomoya is the worst character.
+ Jeez, you're such a *clatter*.
by WhellOfFortune August 9, 2021
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cluttersk

An amazing fanpage who spends a-lot of time on their videos and

deserves all her followers and likes! Follow her!
Cluttersk is a amazing fanpage so follow her 😩
by Cluttersk October 3, 2021
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