Climate Control

On a planetary or large-habitat scale, this refers to the deliberate, mega-engineering efforts to manipulate and stabilize atmospheric and environmental conditions to achieve a desired state—a.k.a. terraforming or climate engineering. It's not just adjusting a thermostat; it's using world-altering methods (like orbiting solar mirrors, releasing engineered gases, or seeding oceans) to warm a frozen Mars, cool a runaway greenhouse Venus, or maintain equilibrium in a massive space habitat. It's the ultimate expression of humanity as a geological force.

*Example: Proposals to melt the Martian ice caps with orbital mirrors to release CO2 and thicken the atmosphere, or spraying sulfate aerosols into Earth's stratosphere to reflect sunlight and combat global warming, are acts of Climate Control. It's planetary-scale gardening with potentially universe-altering consequences.*

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Climate Change

Anything that happens

Its too hot, must be due to climate change
Its too cold, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I woke up in a bad mood, must be due to climate change

by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025

Climate Change

Anything that happens.

Its too cold, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change

by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025

Climitard

A person who believes we can save the planet by paying CO2 taxes to the government and by getting rid of cows.

Man 1: Gunther thinks that if we give the government more of our money in CO2 taxes that we can stop the climate from changing.
Man 2: Wow...what a Climitard

by Crazy Legs 1966 June 21, 2025

Climatic Euphoric Attitude

Definition:
A peak mental or emotional state where joy, clarity, or presence hits its highest point—like an internal climax without needing sex, drugs, or any outside stimulus. It's raw, electric elation. A full-body soul high. You feel unstoppable, aligned, and completely alive.

After months of grinding, when the final piece clicked into place, I hit this insane climatic euphoric attitude—like my spirit just exhaled fire."

Created by: Brian Dooley

by Doolyj67 June 21, 2025

Climaxident

A sudden, chaotic event that hits like the over-the-top climax of a movie, or a situation, usually involving destruction, poor decisions, and a disturbing amount of energy. Equal parts disaster and dramatic high note.

“And then, like some terrible climax, the white Honda fit flew off the edge — right into the lagoon beside the Rusted MV Lizie J. Still playing porn as it sank. Still carrying that twisted, sick energy all the way down. That wasn’t just an accident. That was a full-blown climaxident.”

by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025

Climax Change

The pollution of a girl's ass being done to a point (after having sex with too many people) that it causes climax change on a asswide scale.

Turns on TV

Last year, global whoreming and climax change forced polluted bitch shores to stop having sex with the world population due to the polluting of assvironments.

by sandyasscheeks November 12, 2025