Cannabis

or Marijuana as it is also known, is a member of the hemp family of plants.

The buds are then harvested, dried and sold. When smoked Cannabis is known to give effects which can include :- Light Headedness, Sensory Overload, Paranoia, Mild Scizophrenia(in bad cases) and has also be known to cause many other effects including in certain cases, death (VERY SEVERE CASE)

Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly...

by The Definition Machine January 29, 2005

cananicide

The killing of a dog, chiefly where the death is not in the best interests of a dog. A veterinary surgeon who gave a lethal injection to kill a dog in pain would not be committing cananicide.

You put your clean linen on the washing line outside to dry, only to find your dog later has pulled it down, and it is filthy and needs to be washed. You are furious with the dog, kill it and you have committed cananicide.

Thoughts of cananicide are common amongst owners of "canine menaces" and those who loathe dogs.

by Dan Cole March 4, 2007

cagonavirus

Many people responded to the CVID-19 Coronavirus by panic buying. And the toilet paper perceived scarcity became an actual scarcity. Cagon(a) is the Mexican word mean "someone who takes a lot of craps. Sometime in March, 2020 a man who not being able to find a pack of rolls of toilet paper for a few days posted on Facebook blaming all the crazy cagones and coined the term Cagon-a-virus.
Toilet paper was selling out at all stores, lines of people buying out toilet paper, price gouging online for toilet paper etc etc

The Cagonavirus outbreak is so bad I have resorted to stealing a roll from work.

by Charkhian March 13, 2020

Big Cacona

The fruitiest word ever made usually used by common americans.

Ted: BIG CACONA
Jake: See this is why I hate Americans...

by KeithM00n March 25, 2009

king canine

Referring to the king of all canine acts. This crown is bestowed upon those who commit grave, grave dog acts. Usually they're horny kids as well.

Arvind Kale currently wears the crown of king canine. However, there is a plot to overthrow him by an ambitious heir apparent in Mr Whippy.

by Magnum! December 1, 2009

Candy Caning

When ones takes ecstasy and viagra.

Last night I was candy caning and had amazing sex with my lover.

by DirectorDickhead March 11, 2018

cajones

Although completely unrelated to cojones, it is the closest way to the best way of saying cojones, actually sounding it out is how you would say it. Ka-Jones

Yo, she's all up on his Ka-Jones (cajones)!

by pj134 January 11, 2008