Canada's History 

A depraved sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Me: I gave this girl all of Canada's History.

Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?

Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.

Canada's History by bukkakeface February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An old man was in his cottage in the woods with a Lassie-type dog that is licking his nuts. While the dog was going to town, the old man takes a pair of moose horns dripping with maple syrup and proceeds to shove the horns up the dogs ass. Then the dog shits out the maple syrup and poo into the stanley cup, and the man chugs the bloody shit stew. He yacks back into the Stanley Cup and the dog laps it hugrily with his tongue.

stephen colbert and Canada's History

Canada's History by thecrackensir February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

Eating the feces of someone who has consumed a large quantity of Canadian whiskey.

My date and I got really drunk on Glen Breton Rare last night. We eventually ended up in the sack and she let me taste a bit of Canada's history.

Canada's history by rorytony February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Terrible dumb stupid and non-existent. shouldn't of happened. Per request of Stephen Colbert.

Canada's history sucks dick.

Canada's History by jamsickle February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."

I can't believe he stole my waffles... what a Canada's History!

Canada's History by SClvr February 7, 2010

canada's history 

a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.

I just did canada's history for five hours last night

canada's history by colbertnation90806708 February 8, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.

User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.

Canada's History by crl0322 February 8, 2010