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Canada's History

An old man was in his cottage in the woods with a Lassie-type dog that is licking his nuts. While the dog was going to town, the old man takes a pair of moose horns dripping with maple syrup and proceeds to shove the horns up the dogs ass. Then the dog shits out the maple syrup and poo into the stanley cup, and the man chugs the bloody shit stew. He yacks back into the Stanley Cup and the dog laps it hugrily with his tongue.
by thecrackensir February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Me: I gave this girl all of Canada's History.

Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?

Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.
by bukkakeface February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

Eating the feces of someone who has consumed a large quantity of Canadian whiskey.
My date and I got really drunk on Glen Breton Rare last night. We eventually ended up in the sack and she let me taste a bit of Canada's history.
by rorytony February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Terrible dumb stupid and non-existent. shouldn't of happened. Per request of Stephen Colbert.
by jamsickle February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."
by Dan-was-here February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.
by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 4, 2010
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