crap muffin

Taking your crap and baking it into muffins (blueberries or poppie seeds for best results); give it to n00bs you want to pwn.

Give that n00b some crap muffins!

by Rubble D September 8, 2006

crap ass

slang used in a derogatory manner referring to a person, place, or thing.

"Dude that guy is such a total crap ass for not going to the movies with you."
"That new cell phone was so crap ass because it broke right away!"
"That new restaurant is such crap ass, everything tastes really bad and is way overpriced!"

by BetsyD December 27, 2005

Crap Music

Music that is good and that you appreciate. However you would not be caught dead listening to it. Basically its good music that you dont want people to know you listen to.

Boy 1:That new Bow Wow and Omarion gets me hot.
Boy 2:That is such "crap music."
Boy 1: I know.

by Young Otion September 25, 2005

crap wagon

1: An event or thing that is unpleasant or has unpleasant consequences.
2: An exclamation made in the event that something unpleasant or disingenuous occurs.

Holy Crap Wagon! He keyed my f---ing car!

by charrliepants March 25, 2012

kiddie crap

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

fat crap

Somebody who is annoying or has done something wrong

You are a fat crap!!

by Craig___2006 June 29, 2006

Jack Crap

A substitute for "Jack Shit", used by your really Christian boss when God is watching him.

"Pardon my French, but that lady from Microsoft doesn't know JACK CRAP!!"

by Wilford Brimley's stache October 16, 2008