by 1Step Above Trailer Trash February 22, 2017
A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective
"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 02, 2017
by chi-naaaaaaa December 03, 2019
1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.
2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.
2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.
Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.
Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.
Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.
Mexican 2. god condom?!
Mexican1. god condom.
Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.
Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.
Mexican 2. god condom?!
Mexican1. god condom.
by The RealTruth. October 22, 2019
by King Pigblox December 04, 2021
Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus
by Florilla June 27, 2020
The plastic wrapping for rolls of quarters, when found discarded in community laundry facilities they look like old condoms.
That laundry room was so filthy--the floor was covered in odd socks, old dryer sheets and quarter condoms.
by coyotemutt October 23, 2011