clarinet

A reed woodwind instrument. Probably the most annoying instrument of all time, especially when not played correctly. Just give up, clarinet players and go play trumpet.

At last year's band concert, the clarinets squeaked so bad their solo of "When the Saints Go Marching In" was an unrecognizable chorus of squeaks and extremely low notes.

by Mieself April 8, 2014

clavinism

A little known fact of useless knowledge that some barstool prophet spews out to make conversation, and to make themselves the smartest schlep in the room. Re: Television show Cheers, Cliff Clavin.

Simple Clavinism, Coffee: nectar of the gods.

little known fact, coffee makes the world go around.

by PhyscoBilly March 14, 2022

claving

opposite of jelqing, inverse jelqing
the goal of claving is to exercise ur penis to get smaller, therefore extending it in the process

“I caught Robert claving in front of the girls at the party”

“Silly Robert, he’s always claving”

by claveboy February 11, 2024

Claving

The inverse of jelqing. Pushing your male genitals inwards into the body. This method may assist you in your progression in penismaxing.

The combination of jelqing and claving leads to perfect penis dynamics.

Robert was claving so much that his penis eventually, along with jelqing, grew by half an inch.

by nate hillhouse April 10, 2025

cavino

to be awesome; amazing or incredible; enigmatic; stellar

Your personality is cavino!

by Tonka the Giant Killer February 10, 2010

Calvin Chen

The meanest person you'll ever meet. You always have to buy his lunch and he never pays you back. He will abuse your girlfriend for no reason. He wants you to split up with your girlfriend so he can have you back as a best friend cause he thinks she is a bitch.

Aww fuck Your such a Calvin Chen

by Nikky Da Luck October 19, 2010

chavino

chino's for chavs,

either skinny chino's

or

twisted chino's for chavs with rickets

a type of chino a chav would where a chavino

by dave1990 June 12, 2012