Mieself's definitions
A reed woodwind instrument. Probably the most annoying instrument of all time, especially when not played correctly. Just give up, clarinet players and go play trumpet.
At last year's band concert, the clarinets squeaked so bad their solo of "When the Saints Go Marching In" was an unrecognizable chorus of squeaks and extremely low notes.
by Mieself April 8, 2014
Get the clarinetmug.