A friendly, inquisitive alligator, he spends time in Palm Beach, hanging around with royalty, notably The Viscount. His spectacles give him a scholarly look, but his teeth are real.
Bartholomew lay next to The Viscount and waved his tail at Sabi, with all in the party basking in the sun.
by chasebetterthanone July 19, 2012
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Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.
In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed
"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.
Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.
In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed
"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.
Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.
You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.
You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.
by CommandoDude March 24, 2008
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I suffered birth rape when my doctor held me down and preformed an unneeded episiotomy against my will. It made the process faster and easier for him, now I'm scarred for life.
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If the birthday bomb generates mass confusion or is especially entertaining, it becomes an Epic Birthday Bomb.
If the birthday bomb generates mass confusion or is especially entertaining, it becomes an Epic Birthday Bomb.
Wait. Is it really your birthday? Or, is this a birthday bomb? I thought we just had a party for you like two months ago.
Josh totally birthday bombed me. It was so annoying! My phone kept ringing all day with notifications.
Let's birthday bomb Christine! We still need to get her back for making us watch American Idol with her.
Josh totally birthday bombed me. It was so annoying! My phone kept ringing all day with notifications.
Let's birthday bomb Christine! We still need to get her back for making us watch American Idol with her.
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