Columbia Heights Breakfast 

A Columbia Heights Breakfast is a sexual act of foreplay where a man breaks an egg atop a woman's breasts and then proceeds to scramble it with his penis. The act is considered especially notable if the women is vegan.

The term is derived from the neighborhood of Columbia Heights, Washington DC which is comprised of a predominately El Salvodorean population. Breakfast dishes that include scrambled eggs and chorizo sausage are considered quite popular at neighborhood Hispanic restaurants.

"Oh man, look at them tittay's; I'd like to give her a Columbia Heights Breakfast" or "Wouldn't mind using my chorizo to give her a Columbia Heights Breakfast"

Columbia Heights Breakfast by joeywash September 2, 2009

Pancake Breakfast 

To be fired or laid off during a breakfast meeting, one on one or by group.

The mortgage group is in the conference room having a pancake breakfast... dibbs on the window cube.

Lanford is at a pancake breakfast with HR... dibbs on his chair.

Pancake Breakfast by Orphan Bob May 19, 2009

Farmer's Breakfast 

A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.

I heard she gives an awesome Farmer's Breakfast. Scoops the yolk right outta there

Farmer's Breakfast by CletusDaDog June 11, 2010

Clown for breakfast 

Something you say to someone who believes they and their jokes are absolutely hilarious but in reality are lame and/or cringe enducing. It is essentially an insult calling someone unfunny.

Oh my God John, did you eat a clown for breakfast?

Clown for breakfast by Hana26 August 17, 2017

dog's breakfast 

when something is done in a very poor manner it is said to be a dogs breakfast

you have made a complete dog's breakfast of this

dog's breakfast by frankie fester April 8, 2006

Salty Breakfast 

Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.

I'm gonna sneak into Leigh's tent in the morning and give him a salty breakfast.

Salty Breakfast by Serge Fabrizio January 31, 2007

Baboon Breakfast 

A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).

It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.

Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!

Baboon Breakfast by 3008 June 16, 2011