birkenstocks 

Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.

"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"

birkenstocks by AS May 13, 2005

the borkening 

The time(s) of day when your dogs start singing you the song of their people. Can be out of anger or excitement, when they want something from you. The borkening usually occurs when they want food, someone comes over, or they want out of their crates.

Ex 1)
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.

Ex 2)

*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.

the borkening by essays_suck September 7, 2020

broken axle 

when you are walking and get "flat tired" (When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.)behind your knee instead of your foot, with a fist!

First my friend flat tired me then she gave me a broken axle!I fell face first because that bitch!

broken axle by broken axle June 23, 2008

Birkenstink 

Refers to the smell associated with Birkenstocker (or greenie, or rabid environmentalist) related things.

I bought one of those new greenie front-loading washing machines, but the Birkenstink is terrible.

Birkenstink by NewContributor October 26, 2011

Broken Hipster 

Any hipster that is over 40.

The Radiohead show was great, but the crowd was full of broken hipsters.

Broken Hipster by Joe Vman September 1, 2012

Birkenhead's Law 

Derived from the Birkenhead Drill, Birenhead's Law states that, because women are oppressed by patriarchy, men do not deserve any help or sympathy.

A new blog on Tumblr has just banned all men from joining because it's creator firmly believes in Birkenhead's Law.

Birkenhead's Law by everythingannoysme July 25, 2015

Birkenflock 

A group of people wearing Birkenstocks. Much like a flock of birds, Birkenstock wearers tend to congregate in large groups.

"A large Birkenflock was settled outside of Peete's Coffee in Harvard Square."

Birkenflock by fkorte043 November 7, 2015