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booty geography

A term used to describe how common and intense ass will be in the area. The probability of ass and intensity are affected by 3 factors

1. Income: With lower income comes more ass and higher income comes less ass. Poor neighborhoods have more booty than rich neighborhoods.

2. Sexual activity: This is pretty obvious why. Cities and neighborhoods that have more sex will also have more ass due to that being desired during sex.

3. Predominate race: Black girls most likely to have a nice ass, hispanics are less likely, and whites are unlikely. So if the neighborhood is predominately black or hispanic, you will see more booty.
(flat girl walks by)

Boy1: That's gross, where are we?

Boy2: Were in North Dakota, this place has terrible booty geography, so get use to it

Boy1: We need to take a trip to Mississippi one year

Boy2: We will one day, trust me we will
by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010
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Booty Snorkel

When you stick your face in a girls crack and just leave your face there for a long duration. Preferably with a chick with a nice deep ass crack.

Technique: face should fit snugly in the crack... from the top of the nose to the bottom of the chin.
Dude that ass is so freaking delicious.... I could "booty snorkel" in it!

That chick has a juicy deep butt crack man, I would "booty snorkel" in it!
by rockymsvl October 16, 2010
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phat booty

A women that has a very nice butt.
by Grimfour April 26, 2006
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booty call

(noun)a phonecall,page,or conversation aimed at getting into your pants.Not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck"
I woke at 4 a.m. with a massive hard-on. I picked up the phone and gave Ruthie a booty call. I wanted to mount her so very, very much. I had it REAL bad !
by Jake January 14, 2004
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fruity in the booty

A gay male who gets it in his butt
"Man that guy over there is fruity in the booty"
by MandyMerrill July 27, 2005
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Diaper booty

its a person that has a saggy ass like a diaper nd its shaped like one
Hoe: Hey daddy you like ma ass

Pimp: Hell no bitch you got dat Diaper booty
by Karc30 June 3, 2009
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side booty

When a female's ass is so big that it extends over her sides so much that one can observe it from the front. While seated, it can be grabbed from the side. It is a little bit lower than where the widest part of the hips should be. Depending on the male, it can be desirable or unappealing. Never comment on a woman's side booty. Ever. You won't get laid.
Male: I saw that smokin' hot pic of you on facebook. You have a great ass.

Female: What the fuck, how can you know that..it was from the front view.

Male: Yea, but I could see your side booty.

Female: I hate you
by bik420 May 4, 2012
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