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boning marathon

A boning marathon is an incredibly erotic time when a couple has tremendous sex for extended periods of time. A boning marathon often lasts for upwards of two hours. It takes indredible endurance from both the man and the woman. A boning marathon is often started after alot of drinking. As we all know, drunks last longer....if not forever. You can usually identify the participants of a boning marathon by their walk. They usually walk a little funny after hours and hours of hoTT sex.
My girlfriend and I got drunk and ended up having a two hour boning marathon.......hoTT!!!
by Levee mayor February 14, 2010
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bone straight

When a girl hair is Dumb straight, her roots not big or nothing. Her hair is just hella straight with no bump and probably smell like flat iron
Girl 1: How you getting your hair for prom
Girl 2: Girl, imma be dabbing on these hoes; I'm getting that shit bone straight

Girl 1: yasss bit yassss
by Journee Sage December 23, 2015
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Olive Bone

Similar to a red bone or a yellow bone but it refers to an ethnic girl with olive skin (Italian, Greek, etc)
Did you see that hot olive bone walking into the tanning salon?
by JaimeRose October 22, 2010
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Bone Hawking

When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.
I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the bar. I nailed her later.
by poo touching cotton May 13, 2008
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Retard Bone

n. Where a person has not been officially diagnosed with a mental disability but, there are family similarities of mental SLOWness. Ex: They have a retard bone running in their family.
You would think they are retarded. I think they have a case of the retard bone.

If I have children with this person, I hope my kids don't inherit the retard bone.

It never fails, everytime I ask Jack to take out the trash, he takes out the little bag sitting beside the big bag instead of taking out both bags. He definitely has the retard bone.

The retard bone runs in their family.

He must have inherited the retard bone.

They all have the retard bone.

I am sick of dealing with the retard bone.

If I have to deal with the retard bone one more time, I am going to scream!
by HeatherFeather73 February 28, 2010
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BONE PUNCH

Derived from the latin term bohn·puhnch

A "Bone Punch" is classified as a punch exectued on the bone or joint rather than the muscle or fat tissue of an unaware victim.

Given the unanticipated opportunity to deliver a swift, hearty Bone Punch, it is necessary to first distract the victim's attention by shouting "BONE PUNCH" before striking the crippling blow.

It is also a lesser known fact that the Bone Punch is also open-ended, leaving room for the "Muscle Punch Compliment." Once again you must shout "BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!" while executing the blow.

FACT: Bone Punches hurt so much more then regular punches.
"Grandma, would you mind taking me to the store to buy some cerial? I would really appreciate it if we could pick up some Kellogs fruity pebb-BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!"

Grandma is now on the ground, confused and partly unconscious.
Success.
by Andy Troz April 14, 2007
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stones and bones

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,
by Cranberry Bob December 20, 2019
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