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Land of the Big PX

The United States mainland. Term used by American Servicemen in Southeast Asia (especially in the Philippines) to describe how they believe America is thought of by the natives. Usually used in conjunction with marriage.

Possibly also used by the natives themselves. PX stands for Post Exchange which is basically the military department store. It sold goods that the average local store didn't have. Servicemen would bring their native girlfriends or wives shopping on base. As they understood it, America had all of these goods and more. It was their main association with the US.
All these little Fillipina girls want to do is marry a Marine and get him to take her to the Land of the Big PX.

I can't wait to get out of this shithole country and go back to the Land of the Big PX.
Land of the Big PX by sfmc98 June 16, 2009
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Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone 

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
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out of the big bed 

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Something grotesque yet appealing in a perverse way.
Banging her was big, fat Oprah tits but better than nothing.
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Callin' Earl on the big white phone 

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.
He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.