The Batman style

In order to be sexually aroused, the act of killing your significant others parents (doesn’t matter what gender you are, it works as long as they have parents)

“Hey I tried to spice up our relationship so I the Batman style her”

by Defining Guru November 12, 2019

feelin' like batman

when you are so hungover or high that no one can understand what you are saying

person 1:ima b at ma houz ind sliep fur bout tin hurs....
person 2:man you're trippin balls. you must really be feelin' like batman. i can't understand shit you're saying.
person 1: hehehe wubevr dueede

by iamyouyouareme September 24, 2010

the batman

Shittiest batman cartoon ever. Basically a clone of Jack Chan adventures, this incarnate of batman has a younge Bruce Wayne fight a Jamaican Joker, a Bane that looks like a oversized used tampon, and a Mr. Freeze that has a used condom on his head. Nice going WB

Batman the animated series>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Batman

by Juicy Mix May 13, 2005

The Goddam Batman

Are you retarded? It's the goddam Batman!

If the goddam Batman feels like driving the goddam batmobile and having a can of the goddam anti-shark bat-spray-can in the goddam batcopter, he'll have one. Goddam it.

by Calvin Goddam Luther September 29, 2009

Texas-batman'ing

(verb) |teksəsˈbatmən'i ng| Being a black, homosexual male from the southern US, while wearing pink shirts draped over just ONE shoulder and having a pierced nose, meticulously bleached denim jeans, while simultaneously grooming your hair with your effortlessly loose wrist and pounding another homo thug from behind.

"Oh you got the HIV. Damn, you shouldn't have been Texas-batman'ing that one time, dude."

by The Texan Editor TX February 19, 2009

the batman

stick the index finger in the pussy, then stick both the index in the pussy and the pinky up the butt, the stick the index in the pussy, the pinky up the butt, and the opposite hand's index in one of the ears at the same time, then start singing the batman theme song (do doo doo do doo doo do doo BAT MAN..you know how it goes) while pulling the fingers in and out to the beat of the song

Jake wants to do the BATMAN on Katelyn, get the batmobile Robin and take him to her house

by Not Mexican Mike July 16, 2008

shady like batman

1. really shady - like when something is wrong or different or weird, but you don't know what

2. to describe a person who goes behind your back and talks shit, and then is all cool with you face-to-face

Man, that old teacher with the porn stache is really shady like batman.

by Guyliner_Babeh November 15, 2010