Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.

Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

by Grouthor April 2, 2010

Illiterate Bastards

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A term comprised of the English words illiterate(not able to read or write) and bastard(one not knowing their biological father). It started circulation when literate people referred to those unable to read or write properly in a derrogatory way.

People whom this term refers to can be easily identified in the way they speak, write, read, and type. Symtoms include lack of capitalization in writing or typing, constant abbreviations of words like "you" and "people" in writing or typing, inability to convey coherent thought in any form of writing or speaking, inability to read with a steady flow, inability to discern the difference between misspelled or similar words, and the list goes on and on.

Many of these people "hang out" on the internet, where they are immediately recognizable by the way they type, such as shortening of small words, malusage of the shift key, and constant usage of incoherent terms not recognized nationally as part of the English language.

An estimated 75% of all Americans are said to not be able to properly define what grammar is. In this author's opnion, it is sad that so many people cannot even properly use their own adopted dialect.

Many times you will see bastards using terms such as "ppl," "u," or "omFg!!1111111111111" on the internet.

by The National Society of Anti-Illiteracy on the Web September 28, 2004

bastard

1:A descriminatory word for someone you don't like, usually a male

2:old slang for A child who hasn't got married parents.

Robert was a bastard both ways
1. he was annoying
2.his parents werent married.

by Na January 21, 2004

Rat Bastard

A supposed human who is actually lower that a human being, but to make things worse, is able to pretend to be a human being. Someone who'd likely steal from his own brothers and suck up to his in-laws

That Rat Bastard PW sucks his stupid mother-in-laws ass while never visiting his own momma

by Krakz Artimius December 1, 2006

gay bastard

Illegitimate offspring of a couple who also happens to be gay.

His parents were never married and he turned out to be a homosexual...gay bastard!

by Dennis Jungbluth June 25, 2003

spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008

limey bastard

An insult from an American railed at a British person for often trivial matters such as not conforming to their spellings, such as "colour/color". This is done without taking into consideration that the American spelling is just a regional variation, and that the British can't be incorrect because it is the land where the English language was conceived and the first people to speak it.

"You limey bastards can't spell color right!"

by TimFS October 24, 2004