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bloodring banger

A Bloodring Banger is a term used for the favorite sex position that middle aged white women prefer whom of which most common names include Roxanne. “Bloodring” is derived from the stretched anus created by the “banging” action only produced from a sev that in turn creates a failed after-product that has since been popularly dubbed as Grant.
- “Oh my gosh dude I totally pulled a bloodring banger on Roxanne”.

- “Oh... so that’s where Grant came from?”
by Derekischungus January 19, 2021
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Hay barber

"You're not Seamus McFly. You look like him though, 'specially wearin' that dog-ugly hat! You kin to that hay barber?"
—Buford Tannen, Back to the Future 3, asking Marty if he's related to the farmer Seamus McFly
by bob_johnson April 12, 2021
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diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.
I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!
by Keeno69 January 20, 2022
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Two bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I did a two miler today”, it’s I did a “two bagger”.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.

Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.

If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.
Dave: Hey bro, you wanna grab a quick two bagger after work?
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.
by Dubya The Runner March 12, 2022
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c banger

When you drop the word cunt into a sentence.
I can’t believe she dropped the c banger before she even knew the audience and it’s sensitivities !
by Crunchiest666 June 23, 2022
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Sound system banger

When someone has a shit car but their sound system (speakers) are sick 🔥
by PG🔥 October 8, 2019
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Fwadger The Badger

To stimulate the vagina in any way.
I gave this guy a pair of sandals for him to fwadger the badger.
by Poo wee wee poo May 1, 2021
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