Deformed Balloon

What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.

Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon

Hooker2: NO WAY!

by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019

Flying Balloon

A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.

She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.

by MainGun April 21, 2019

Water balloon

Tugging on nipples making the jiggly breast move as if you were pinching the knot of the water ballon shaking it.

My nipples are sore, please don’t water balloon me tonight.

by WTerbaloon November 27, 2019

Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.

Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.

by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020

Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.

Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...

by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021

Poopy balloon

When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.

I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.

by Jitamus October 10, 2021

purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”

by Hog hog January 1, 2023