Ricky Baker

Typically a caucasian male who goes by the human name of ‘Afrin’. Colour ranges from grey-black and they will invariably be sighted in a hoodie. This may or may not be stolen. On the rare occasion that they wear colour, this is likely because they are very depressed, and mistakenly believe colour will promote an image of happiness. The exception, however. is the red coat - this is an essential for any Ricky Baker.

Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.

Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.

If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.

“Ricky Baker now you are 13 years-old, you are a teenager and you are good as gold”

Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless”

“kicking, spitting, throwing things”

by ahip97 March 21, 2022

ange baker

A girl who is in love with Austin

Ange Baker saw Austin and said “Darn I saw Austin and Im in love with him”

by You_love_me4 January 14, 2021

Megan baker

Clearly always right, never over reacts , always cool calm and collected is one of the luckiest lady's in the world to be given a heart from the one and only old bones

Megan baker is perfect even when not perfect.

by Bonelove September 24, 2020

A Baker

Do you see that hippy over there with no sense of cleanliness, human decency or the ability to generate personal accountability and leech off of the government like a communist - also they use a lot of chewing tobacco? Man what a Baker.

John: Hey! Are you a Trump Supporter?
Kyle : No I’m A Baker

by Histamines Man February 1, 2024

Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H May 31, 2013

bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Haley baker

A Haley baker is a amazing and Inspiring person she has her ups and downs and is usually a blonde head if u see her try give her a chance she is amazing she usually gets all the boys attention when she comes through but a kendall, and more names seem to get her attention more and she does have a bad side but try not to get on it if u ever get a haley baker hold her tight and never let go she is a real one!!😍❤️

“You see Haley baker”

“Yea she is fine as usual”
“Well I heard she was dating a kendall”

He is lucky”

by Jake albans April 12, 2019