bestgore 

A terrible website that I fell victim to when I was 9 years old. It shows decapitations, mutilations, corpses, stabbings, school shootings, people shooting each other, suicides, hangings, mexican drug cartels, war violence, and even CHILDREN getting murdered.

Me: hey, danny.
Danny: what?

Me: NEVER go on BestGore.

Danny: *searches it up on his school computer*
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Danny: *clicks on a suicidal hanging video*
Me & Danny: (●__●) ತ_ʖತ

bestgore by TurtleSquirtleBurtleHurtle January 9, 2021

Best Wishes 

1. The most embarrassing way to end a phone conversation. Ever. Pioneered by nerdfighter John Green.

2. An expression of hope for another's welfare.

"And then, when it came time for the phone call to end, they were like, 'All right, well, take care, talk to you soon,' and I said 'Best wishes!' Best wishes?!"

Best Wishes by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

Bestie 

Your favorite person in the world. Kind of like your best friend, except better.

Daniel and Faulk are besties.

Bestie by dwoigh January 10, 2008

Best Friend Paradox 

When a woman decides to make a guy his best friend under one of these circumstances.

1. The guy likes her and she doesnt want to hurt his feelings. So she makes him her best friend as an effort to keep him from trying to sleep with her.

2. The woman and the dude are casual sex buddies.

Note: this only applies if the two are not actualy best friends.

Best Friend Paradox Version 1
Dude: I love you.
Chick: Awwww I love you too. You're my best friend.
Dude: Damn.

Version 2
Chick 2: Hey best friend. What are you doing tonight?
Dude 2: You.

Best Friend Paradox by Kell Lee October 17, 2009

Super Best Friend 

A level above best friends. Your willing to do anything for this friend. No matter how humiliating or painful the task, if its to help them out then you will.

Kyle: Stan your my super best friend.
Stan: Your my super best friend too Kyle.

Super Best Friend by InsomniaticFrenchToaster October 26, 2009

pizza is the best 

A new shirt urban dictionary is advertising.

Look to the right, if you don't see a shirt that says pizza is the best, then re-fresh the page.

pizza is the best by Burntsteel April 2, 2007

Best Buddy 

A great friend; Buddy, pal.

Jessica Oh is the best buddy ever.

Best Buddy by Buddy1995 July 2, 2009