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british empire

Murdering, racist land thieves who raped and plundered the planet for centuries, making England one of the more hated countries on earth to this day.
Despite what Englishmen and their lovely egos will tell you, the British Empire is rotting in history's garbage dump where it belongs.
by Mr. Blond November 6, 2007
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British

Someone who stereotypes other people. There are two kinds of British:

1. The ignorant
2. The racist
3. There is no third kind.
1. Rajesh: Wow! Amy thought I was going to steal her purse coz i'm black.

Steve: she is British.

2. Matthew: Did you know over 6 million Irish starved to death during the Potato Famine?

Carl: It's because the British are heartless barbarians.
by johnnydoiest October 12, 2011
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British Invasion

Have a bunch of your friends hide in a closet with cameras. Seduce a girl and have sex in the room with the closet full of your friends. Right after you orgasm yell, "British Invasion!" and have your buddies come out and take pictures the girl while she still lies there in shock. This act replicates the British Invasion in the 60's in the sense that British bands would constantly be chased by the paparazzi who would take pictures when they least expected it.
Woman 1: How was your date last night?
Woman 2: Everything was going fine, until that asshole called for a British Invasion!
by Sean D. Fox May 8, 2007
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british

a race of people who are jealous of Australia
the bloody british bloke was having a go at the aussies again.
by tim07 September 21, 2008
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british people

british people: ello luv thats pre poggers innit
by pogalicious August 23, 2020
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British Jap-Fucker

A person from British descent who is married or has sex to another person of japanese descent.
Geoff's dad is a British Jap-Fucker!
by bum rodgers November 16, 2009
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British

Simply put: Bad and violent people.
When you say you're not British mean it...
by Someone Not British December 25, 2007
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