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batroom

A room (as in a residence) containing a bathtub or shower and usually a washbasin and toilet.

Dis definition refers to da batroom (bathroom). In an NEPA accent, the word batroom can be used instead of bathroom.
Do you know where da batroom is?

I gotsta use da batroom?

I have tree batrooms in my house.
by a couple two tree March 30, 2011
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Bathroomglyphics

The phrases carved or written in bathroom stalls, stall walls are a blank canvas for you to write something for everyone to see! Until the sad old mexican janitor cleans it up. You could write cuss words, draw a wiener, write a short story about Tommy the turd, the possibilities are endless!
I'm going to go poop in that bathroom and write some bathroomglyphics!
by Lonely Larry March 29, 2015
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School Bathrooms

The ever-burning pit of disease inside of the already hellish dimension of "school".
"Never, ever go to the School Bathrooms, unless you want cholera!" said a wise person.
by School despiser! February 7, 2022
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Dulaney high school bathrooms

You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no, it’s actual piss. Carefully step over the used toilet paper and blood stains all over the floor to get in a stall. You look around the stall and see inspirational quotes telling you how beautiful you are and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you walk out to wash your hands and try the first sink. It doesn’t work. Next sink, it’s clogged with hair and something bloody and the handle is covered in ramen. Next sink finally works but the water is brown. So you give up, step over the bloodstains on the ground, and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.
I rather die in a port-a-potty then use a dulaney high school bathrooms.
by Cl0bie May 30, 2018
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bashroom

Daniel: Yo ima go to the bashroom
John: Ight
by ZlatBurger January 5, 2022
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bathroomly duties

A more polite and genteel way of describing what one does while perched upon the porcelain throne.
Chauncey Throckmorton:

I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!

Winston Douchington:

Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?

Chauncey Throckmorton:

Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.

Winston Douchington:

Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
by whimzzical July 13, 2010
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school bathrooms

1. the closest thing you can get to a war-torn third-world country in suburban midwestern america, with such features as
-shit in the urinal
-piss puddles on the floor
-some whore giving head in the disabled stall... how ironic
-some great "modern art" (dicks and other private parts) on the walls, drawn by such great artists as the guy who eats his boogers in 7th period and the wigger in the back of your biology class
-the wafting smell of swamp ass and unflushed shit that, on hot days, flows outside of the bathrooms and into the halls
-sinks with a broken soap dispenser and those fuckin air hand dryer things that are like as loud as a damn slayer concert but give as much air as a broken box fan
-a ton of kids vaping, likely a cover-up until after school, when they likely engage in homosexual intercourse in the bathroom... now it's quite obvious why there's dicks drawn on the walls.

2. a huge insult you can give someone, someone who tends to smell bad and/or just be a shitty person in general.
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1. I really had to piss during algebra so when the ball rang i ran to one of the school bathrooms... needless to say, I don't think i'll ever piss or shit till the day I die

2. Brenda is totally a school bathroom, she smells like moldy cooch and fucks all of the junior varsity football team, what a fucking whore!!
by Punchy_207 May 16, 2022
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