Awkward dots

Those three dots that people put at the end of a sentence to indicate a long pause, usually creating an awkward moment while texting.

- AN EXAMPLE OF AWKWARD DOTS-

Person 1: Hey I just got back from Disneyland!
Person 2: Oh ya, that's the place where i had my first BJ...

by Oblivaknowitall December 13, 2010

Awkward Tortoise

A two-person awkward turtle.

Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.

Friend: Awkward turtle!!
*does awkward turtle*
You: Awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!
*does awkward turtle on top of friend's awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting*

by jumpin4jesus February 15, 2009

AwkP

Being in an awkward position, when something very awkward happens. Or being in an awkward place like an elevator.

guy 1: man I was hooking up with this chick last night and she had a penis!
guy 2: man that's awkward!
guy 1: it was such an awkp.

........................................

standing in an elevator is almost always an awkp.

by bobntg May 18, 2009

awkwome

when two or more people share a moment that is so awkward, there is nothing left to do but piss yourself laughing. Taken from the words "awkward" and "awesome". Often used when observing an awkward moment from a distance between others.

holy shit, so we've been going out the last 3 years.. and we're actually cousins... well thats just awkwome!!

by jimmy bowman October 20, 2006

awktit

Some one who has awkward tits. Which later became known as just an awkward situation. Very commonly used in over 10 schools in the northeast.

(An awkward situation happens.) "Awktit."

by awktit annonomus April 1, 2009

Awkie

The term used to describe an awkward situation, person, object, time, or place. Can also be reffered to as an "awkie Situakie".

Boy 1: "hey see that kid over there? the one eating lunch all by himself?"
Boy 2: "yeah..?"
Boy 1: "Yeah he looks like really AWKIE."

Girl 1: "Do you remember that time i called our english teacher mom?"
Girl 2: "Yeah that was really Awkie.. :P"

by H. Fardella October 9, 2009

that awkward moment when

An introductory phrase commonly followed by a situation that is dubbed awkward.

That awkward moment when little kids talk trash online.

by anonymously clever September 22, 2013