Awarenesslop

A group of wannabe environmentalists and humanitarian people who claim to be helping others but only care to post bs that does nothing about the situation

Person 1: “Stop using ai to save the polar bears and make your profile picture purple or else a spider will crawl in your mouth tonight!”
Person 2: “Typical Awarenesslop person”

by Peepole! January 19, 2026

Amaterasu Hypothesis

A cosmopsychist model proposing that the universe, or our local cosmic domain, is pervaded by a singular, foundational consciousness or awareness—analogous to the Japanese sun goddess Amaterasu, whose light reveals the world. This hypothesis suggests that what we call "physical reality" is the manifest appearance produced by this cosmic consciousness interacting with itself. The laws of physics are the habits of its thought; individual conscious beings (like humans) are not separate, but localized "bright spots" or focal points of this same light, temporarily individuated through biological complexity, like rays of the same sun.

Example: According to the Amaterasu Hypothesis, when you perceive the color red, you are not a brain decoding photons. You are a localized expression of the cosmic consciousness experiencing itself as the qualia of redness through the instrument of a visual cortex. The sunrise is not just a nuclear reaction; it is Amaterasu (the universal consciousness) becoming manifest to itself in a spectacular display. Science is the process by which one spark of this consciousness (a scientist) attempts to systematically understand the mind of the whole.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026

volcano awareness

number one cause of dinosaurs, and gayness

robotrippin dinosaurs want you to sign their petition for volcano awareness, the number one cause of dinosaurs

and gayness

by pkpria June 14, 2009

fuckin amateur

Person who fails at something due to trying to do something new, impressions, all the like.

dude matt ass just gutterballed. fuckin amateur.

by slashz0r January 13, 2010

Post-Awake

the uneducated fans of Christian Rock band, Skillet. Pre-Awake is the other group.
Pre-Awake being fans that have known and listened to Skillet for years before their 2009 release of their Awake album.
Post-Awake, of course, being the opposite. This group of fans mainly only know of Skillet for the mainstream released songs "Monster" and "Hero" and really dont know some of the band's history.

Post-Awake fan: OMG I love that new band Skillet!
Pre-Awake fan: Oh really? whats your favorite song?
Post: Monster of course. Yours?
Pre: Forsaken
Post: What?! THEY HAVE NEW SONGS OUT?!

by Road_Kill_88M_90 February 26, 2011

spare-agate

Similar to a Surrogate, this is the female that was not intially good enough to have a mans child, but because she is so expendable, she is now used as a spare part to conceive a child.

The chick i wanted to be my baby mama aint havin it, some im bout to hit up Tonya, she gon be my spare-agate baby mama...

by TJ Goats December 27, 2011

Blissful Awakening

Awaking in the morning with sudden thoughts of love, serenity, and tranquility. Often accompanied by happiness from the excellent relationship you may be currently involved in. Lasts anywhere from 5- 20 minutes of sheer joy and appreciation

Wes: Yo, why are you so excited today man?

Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.

Wes: Word.

by Random name goes here _____ December 21, 2012