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se avento

She or he outdid her or himself
My neighbor got me a beautiful Calvin Klein tie for my birthday; se avento!
by abogadebar September 27, 2020
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The Average Texan

The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...

R U N
The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!

You get the rest...
by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020
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Fake Advertisement

An advertisement that lies about what is actually in the game. These ads will interest people and tempt them to play the game. Then, once they play the game they will realize that it is not what they actually wanted and the game will get another installation. These can be spotted out by the ads having an animation instead of gameplay, ads that have that red fingernail girl's hand swiping around the screen, and the use of stock sound effects. Fake ads also have a very low budget. Some fake ads will use tower defense advertisements or other fun or exciting game types when in reality it's just another boring kingdom and civilisation building game with multiplayer battles.
This is usually how a fake ad will go:
Character is in trouble.
Floating hand presses buttons attempting to save the character, but instead making it worse
Big red circle with "FAIL" on it pops up, trying to tempt the watcher to installing it to see if they can do it themselves.
Other fake ads are ads that include sexual or kinky content. These ads will usually have the player or hand in the game trying to use an eraser tool to shave the women's clothes off. Then, right before they strip them, the advertisement stops or the hand will stop doing it.
"Oh cool. Finally a game where I get to play puzzles!"
"What? There's no puzzles here! This is a fake advertisement!"
by Redditor Normie February 16, 2021
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amber alert noise

*BEEEEEEEEEEE* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Carl: oh goddamit that amber alert noise means jimmy went missing again
by Allastor May 11, 2021
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Shitter Alert

Typically used to describe someone who screws up alot in a video game, or is generally just bad.
Player 1: That large group is on low health, finish them off.
Player 2: Bruh! I missed all of my shotgun shells!
Player 1: SHITTER ALERT! SHITTER ALERT
Player 3 and 4, who were silent for an hour: SHITTER ALERT!
by TheGr8Submarine July 1, 2021
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طوطalert

It is when u fart and want to inform people you farted.
Jake: “Farts
Jake: طوطalert

Me: Thank god I can’t smell this fart
by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021
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Shitpost advertising

An ad made by or to appeal to gen z. Live a shitpost but as a ad
Dave: did you see that Taco Bell ad
Micheal: the shitpost ad?
Dave: YES! That was perfect shitpost advertising
by Gawk gawk bitch December 25, 2021
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