by Allen-Marcus November 23, 2021
Get the Allen-Marcusmug. Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many
by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022
Get the Allenmug. To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
Get the Allen Harpermug. Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
Get the Jacob Allenmug. A person very careless but attentive unless that person is occupied thinking of something grand to them, they like to see the world for them self’s and see everything and experience everything with or without anybody. They have been through so much in their lives and haven’t had a good time but they will never tell you that. Their history is so hidden from everyone apart from one person, that person is the one person they love dearest to them and they are so amazed about that person and love them so much but always fail to show it and feel sorrow about it completely.
Wow Van Helsing Allen is such in asshole and doesn’t care about anything not even his Girlfriend or family
by I am very hang March 7, 2020
Get the van helsing allenmug. The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.
"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023
Get the parker micheal allenmug.