Aparna 

Named after a goddess and sure has every quality of one. She is an intelligent woman and has the most soothing voice. She's down for anything at anytime and has the ability to make one feel joyful. She can make anyone's heart flutter with just a glance. She has the best advice at the best times. She has the most beautiful smile and can make anyone fall head over heals for her. She is the definition of perfection.

Person 1: Bro why did it get so bright just now?
Person 2: i think you came across an Aparna.

Aparna by yourweirdsmolblob February 6, 2020

aplex 

to confuse or disorientate. also worth exactly 28 points in scrabble.

I don't like that guy, he aplexes me.

aplex by Douly February 23, 2015

celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016

Caramel Apple 

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

Caramel Apple by Broham64 May 6, 2018

your lie in April 

KIMI DA YOU KIMI NANDA YO, OSHIETE KURETAAAA

KURAYAMI MO HIKARU NARA, HOSHIZORA NI NARUUU
KANASHIMI WO EGAO NI, MOU KAKUSANAI DEEEE
KIRAMEKU DONNA HOSHI MO, KIMI WO TERASU KARAAAAAA

'what is rin doing-' oh she is commiting your lie in April. why?

your lie in April by Im me, (im rin hru) October 30, 2020

apush 

A class which consists of offtopic class discussions, sleeping and tests/quizes on material unrelated and not covered by homework or assigned reading

* Text message conversation *
Person 1:
I'm so bored, today we spent 40 minutes discussing a 2 sentence slide.
Person 2:
Ahh, apush, bring headphones or a pill tommorow; it will make the class much more bearable.

Person 1:
What questions did you miss on your apush quiz?

Person 2:
"What color of hat did washington wear the most?"

Person 1:
Ahh, I got that one wrong too, did you get the one about the strain of flax grown at mount vernon wrong as well?

Person 2:
Yeah

apush by sHsNawap October 6, 2013

APUSH 

the hardest class to ever exist, usually taken in junior year. Typically, one spends a minimum of four hours per night reading historical-sounding literature and writing essay-length responses to study questions and definitions created by the Devil himself in order to pass. The teacher then picks random students to read out their essays and assigns them a grade based on how much they like/dislike the student. Students often fall asleep in this class due to the tedious amount of homework, and the students who manage to stay awake either didn't do the homework or copied. After about eight tedious assignments and readings, the students take a test which consists of multiple-choice questions based on minor details and an essay in which in order to get an A, the student is expected to spit back the teacher's exact views on the topic. In this class, 70 is the new 100. Anyone who manages to get an A in this class is either:
* A cheater
* A future history major
* Has no life
* Sucks the teacher's dick
* A motherfucking sorcerer

"George: Andy can I copy your APUSH homework?
Andy: Sure dude"

"Katie: FUCK YES! I got a C+ this quarter in APUSH!
Mary: Hahaha I got a 100 all quarters
*Katie proceeds to bitch slap Mary*"

"Bob: Dude what'd you get on the test?
Joe: I got a 70 because I didn't know what color hat John C. Calhoun wore in his speech defending slavery"

"Sophomore: I'm taking APUSH next year
Junior: Hahaha welcome to hell"

APUSH by KilljoyKitten May 28, 2014