absoslutly

When your fellow islanders want to gift you a copy of the new Call of Duty and you are all like 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

'Hey, we're gonna all pitch in together and get you the new COD so you can play with us!'
'Uhhhhh... 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

by MattoMatto January 3, 2025

Absotutly

Most definitely affirmative better than yes.

Absotutly you may go to the sockhop tonight.

by Periwinkletoe February 10, 2026

Absolupositively

Absolupositively (adverb)
1. To dramatize or exaggerate an event, most commonly occurring in the future in order to show one’s seriousness

2. To dramatize or exaggerate an event, most commonly occurring in the future, in order to emphasize confidence in one’s ability

1. “I am absolupositively going to yell at him when I get home.

2. I am absolupositively going to blow the Judges’ minds at tryouts!

by ari_100 April 28, 2025

Absoulutely

A confirmation or response guaranteed totally and absolutely by the Respondent's Soul. Being completely in agreement with someone to the Soul depth.

#1: Did U intend to pass gas that just singed my nose hairs, mayne?

#2: Absoulutely!

by DuVay Knox June 19, 2025