From Murphy's Law: an area of bad luck, misfortune, unlikely accidents, etc. surrounding a person or even a place. Sometimes affects others more than the focus. Can be specific to certain things like electronics, cooking, relationships, travel, etc.
by FreddieSpaghetti December 26, 2023

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.
by Murphy September 10, 2003

oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in
by apersonnnig February 13, 2022

Aidan Murphy is the kindest, sweetest person you’ll ever meet, he’s popular amongst his friends and he probably is best friends with a girl. He’s amazing at art and is wickedly talented when it comes to drawing, he’s funny as fuck and cool for the most part, but underneath that layer of happiness is a shy, quiet, introvert that hates talking to new people and is bad at comforting them. However, we all love Aidan, he’s a charmer
by Rick dearie October 22, 2018

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft
by Canadiah December 12, 2019
