Vagina Sponge

A variation to the often used derogatory Douche or Douche bag.

Person 1: I totally that that you said crap not trap.

Person 2: You are a total Vagina Sponge.

by Britteyface July 13, 2009

Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

I drank a vegas sponge.

by Bell6990 July 22, 2017

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack

“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged”

by juliaholton December 10, 2020

Some one who sucks up info and then drys out and forgets

by Bob 😉 December 15, 2017

The art of understanding spongebob memes, phrases, and other miscellaneous spongebob topics

Guy getting jacked off.
Guy: firmly grasp it
Girl: i see you speak in sponge tongues.
Guy: marry me

by Theblackpsycho November 2, 2018

A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.

Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.

Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...