Crime shame

Common mishearing of "crying shame".

That's a crime shame that Peggy failed her math exam.

by Sir Mortemous January 2, 2022

Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

Shame cage

The act of farting in an elevator especially when going high in a very tall building.

I farted in the elevator and everyone had to ride all the way up standing in my shame cage.

by godfatherrules July 26, 2016

roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights

After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor

by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011

Shame donut

A donut you leave in the bag while breaking off pieces and sneaking them into your mouth.

I had an egg white flatbread and coffee followed by a chocolate-glazed shame donut.

by rdy2rkx October 2, 2016

Hooker shame

Hooker shame is a cold sore.

Look at the hooker shame on his lip.

by Davc1 November 1, 2017