asprin knees

the act of putting holding an asprin between both leggs and holding the asprin in place by adding pressure from both knees to hold it inthe middle. usually done so at events such as parties, get togehters, or anytime there is alcohol drugs or a hot guy you would like to screw.
perferably done by women
jill-"karen lets practice asprin knees ya??"
karen-"whats that??"
jill-"keep this asprin between ur legs. that way the boys can't find a way between them and i know ur not knocked up."
by concerned citizen :) November 26, 2009
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Knee-hams

The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.
"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"
by MissMmd December 30, 2011
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knee banger

A situation or circumstance causing one's knees to shake nervously and/or uncontrollably.
"Wow! That confrontation with your boss must have been a real knee banger!"
by Susan Beamer September 20, 2007
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Shagger's knees

1) To have cuts and scrapes all over the knee and shin area due to shagging balls during a game of dodgeball

2) Most often found on women as they tend to be the "shaggers", but it may also be found on men willing to throw their bodies around

3) Found often in Lister Dodgeball League matches
Greg - "Hey whats up with your knees?"
Kevin - "Oh, i was diving around alot today and gave myself shagger's knees"
Greg - "Gotta love Dodgeball"
by Pocket_____Rocket April 20, 2010
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Thick in the knees

Nonsense series of words meant to confuse white people.
Lewis: She was thick in the knees.
Ronald: um.... of course she was....
by Comatose Carl January 16, 2018
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dirty knees

(noun)
when a girl gives a boy head in a porta-potty, which results in her knees being covered in fecal material or piss. Once the man blows a load, and they clean up, the girl needs to use soap and water before her knees are to the original skin color.
Samantha has some dirty knees after the porta-potty incident.
by jacobito May 13, 2007
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knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.
That was one heck of a knee-slapper.
by The Return of Light Joker August 03, 2008
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