Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

Farting Rainbows

Meaning to be happy or excited in a sarcastic way.

Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows

Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.

by kjj5hf October 27, 2009

silent fart

When you break the wind, but without making a single noise doing so.

Jake silent farted last night and left everybody confused on why it started to smell so bad all of a sudden.

by epic343 December 4, 2013

turkey fart

Usually after a big turkey meal; aka Thanksgiving, it's the rotten stench created in your rectum and peaked with its pressure release. These special farts are well defined with a pungent turkeyish shit smell.

Man, that dinner was awesome, but grandma is killing me with her turkey farts...

by Logan Cyrus December 21, 2008

Fart Nigga

Thats the shit i dont like!

🎵 A FART NIGGA, THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE!🎵

by niggamoped July 5, 2019

liquid fart

involuntarily passing runny faeces whilst breaking wind, often the precursor to a ringburner.

"That's the last time i wash your y-fronts Phillip", said Elizabeth angrily, "you keep doing those dreadful liquid farts."

by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

fart master

A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart masters" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.

Fall before the might of the fart master!!

by Hans Hansington December 22, 2007