Nicholas slowly logged on to his dusty windows 95. He thought to himself, "why aren't I good at anything"? Finally as his desktop began to load it reminded him of vacation in Paris several years back. The slow dull roar of the computer motor was similar to that dull summer. The lack of enticement and energy was a paradox due to its summer persona.
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!
by thygurunarrator February 19, 2009
A dictionary website where 60% of the words are made up ones that no one actually says when speaking. Example: abc sex, pussy willy, girlfriend button, vapor politics, etc. 90% of the words are sexual definitions with examples that are practically porn descriptions. Despite these inconveniences, it is quite helpful seeing as the slang nowadays is getting completely ridiculous.
Who knew in that retarded soulja boy song, "superman" meant to cum on a girls back, then stick a sheet on her so she looks like she's wearing a cape? Thanks, Urban dictionary, for exposing soulja boy as the fucktard prick he is
by xoxorockkixassoxo September 01, 2008
by Poopy Pooperson May 03, 2005
by WeridGirl101 July 03, 2016
Anything but a dictionary.
by udusers1 March 25, 2011
A place where people used to go to learn slang terms, but now just a place where teens with no life go to use as a burn book.
by Persephone~ January 16, 2009
A putative Web site boasting a collection of slang terms pertaining to the unseemly aspects of Arab culture, history and mores.
"That damn camel jockey who runs the Circle-K tried to Jew me out of twenny cents," Lenny complained morosely, oblivious to his own hilarious conflation of ethnic insults.
"Hwat's that?" Cletus asked absently, performing phallometry on the brothers' pit bull with a rusty tape measure.
"What, camel jockey?" asked Lenny. "it out yer Turban Dictionary. And I tole you not to talk like a fuckin' hwetard!"
"Hwat's that?" Cletus asked absently, performing phallometry on the brothers' pit bull with a rusty tape measure.
"What, camel jockey?" asked Lenny. "it out yer Turban Dictionary. And I tole you not to talk like a fuckin' hwetard!"
by kemibe February 23, 2013