Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment

She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!

by Belkster March 13, 2016

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

by Whammu March 2, 2020

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

crunchy blowjob

A blowjob with teeth

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob

by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019

Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

Blowjob Barbara

A guy with long hair you gives blowjobs to other guys

Ah have you seen kolby? Yeah he's a blowjob Barbara

by Turkey Dinosaur December 9, 2020

British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.

Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.

by Travair January 13, 2022