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blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
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Blue Ballz

A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Like being left on read. But with your dick.
Davis had blue ballz when your mum didn't let him cum.
by Funghula Grün June 30, 2022
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Blue Pump-Shotgun

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.
Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!
by mplougj November 24, 2023
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Latest technology blues

When you just get the "newest" or "latest" technology and then you see that the even newer version is to come out soon. And you mad.
Ryan Keith Sams-hite acquired the newest galaxy right before seeing an ad for the iPhone 6 causing him to contract the latest technology blues.
by Midnightdirtynames July 15, 2014
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Brain blue

The feeling of being able to express that it is ok.
by hahaha1314 December 12, 2020
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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax.

Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard stationed at the U.S. Capitol.
Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 to "send a message to QAnon?"
"Uh, yeah, that was Blue Anon, yo."
by kccmclain March 7, 2021
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blue stamina

Whenever there is an extremely awkward moment, embarrassment, nervous, or in danger. Mainly used as awkward. Having a blue stamina makes you a very awkward person.
Making unusual noises , getting rejected, Shoenice, or yelling like an idiot makes you have a blue stamina.
by motherfuckingarnie September 23, 2016
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